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One day, when we’re masters of the universe, we’ll drop free kegs of beer and bundles of cash all over the earth from our own private spaceship. Until then, there’s only so much to go around, and we have to be a little selective about our donations and the events we sponsor. If you have a good cause, and meet the guidelines below, please help us out by downloading the form, filling it out and emailing it back to

Rules and Other Necessary Stuff to Bring Up
1. Please allow at least one month lead-time on all sponsorship requests.
2. We currently limit sponsorships to organizations within the Bay Area.
3. We love our local schools, however we are in the business of making alcohol and don’t believe the two should be mixed. Therefore, we do not sponsor school-related events.